He Asked for a Snack. We Made Collard Greens.

My son came in from outside asking for a snack. I said okay, let's go pull some collards.

He looked at me like I had two heads. Then he went and did it.

That's kind of how homeschooling works around here. The lesson finds you. You don't always plan it — you just say yes when it shows up.

My niece was over and they got out their plastic butter knives (courtesy of Mimi), cleaned and cut the peppers I was going to use to season our lunch. Now, I'm not talking supervised craft time energy. I'm talking focused, serious, I have a job to do energy. They argued a little about whose pile is whose. They compared who cut more. They were proud of themselves when they were done — and they should've been.

While I poured a glass of wine and let the spirits take me, I started building the base. That's the real secret to good greens: get the juice right and let the greens do their thing.

Garden Greens

A Little Roots kitchen lesson

What Khari helped with: harvesting from the garden, cleaning the collards, cutting the peppers (butter knife, supervised — yes it works, yes they love it)

What you'll need:

• Fresh collard greens, or kale, or mustard greens... literally whatever, cleaned and roughly chopped

• Bell peppers, sliced or chopped

• Olive oil (EVOO)

• Garlic

• Onion

• Your favorite herbs and seasonings

• Vegetable Broth/Stock (enough to create a good pot liquor base)

• 90-second rice — I use Royal brand, Yuka approved (more on Yuka below)

• Any air-fryable protein, my go-to is salmon, crab cakes or cod

  
  

How to make it:

1. Pour a full glass of wine or make your favorite cocktail. Turn on some music. Light an incense. Trust me.

2. Heat your olive oil over medium heat. Add your peppers, onion, and garlic and a seasoning blend. Let it get fragrant — don't rush this part. This is where the flavor starts and the kitchen starts smelling like something.

3. Add your broth and a little more seasoning. Just to help give the broth flavor but nothing too crazy because you already seasoned the veggies.

4. Let that simmer and build. Taste it. Adjust it. The broth needs to be amazing before the greens go in, because the greens are going to soak all of that up.

5. Add the greens. Cover the pot. Let them cook down low and slow until they're silky and the pot liquor has soaked into every leaf.

6. Serve over rice. Plate the crab cake on the side.

Watch your child eat the thing they said they didn't want.

A note on Yuka:

Yuka is a free app that lets you scan grocery store products and get an instant health rating based on ingredients and additives. I use it when I'm buying packaged foods — it helps me make quick, informed choices without standing in the aisle reading every label. The Royal 90-second rice scans clean, which is why it's my go-to when I need something fast. If you're not using Yuka yet, download it. It'll change how you shop. Khari loves scanning products to see if it'll be red, green or yellow. He takes it seriously and has even put things back because it was red.

The meal took maybe 30 minutes start to finish. My son ate two plates and stopped asking for snacks. His cousin took some greens home.

That's the whole point of Little Roots. It's not about making kids eat their vegetables through tricks or pressure. It's about giving them a role — a real one — and letting the investment do the work. When you grow it, clean it, and cut it yourself, it tastes different. It means something.

He didn't ask for a snack again that evening. But he told everyone that he cut peppers and cleaned greens.

Little Roots lesson of the day: Give them a real job and real tools.

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See you soon,

Samaria + Khari